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Defend your Castle!

This is a very addictive Flash game…

Basically you have a castle that is being attacked by a bunch of stickmen. You pick them up with the mouse, and throw them into the air, so that they splat down and die. You can also convert your enemies to your own side, then train them to be archers or wizards. However, I didn’t realize this until level 14, and I was already being mobbed by hundreds of the little stickmen. If I had realized that you could convert people, I probably would have been doing a lot better. So I guess I will have to try again.

After a short break anyway… This game is soooo tiring. You can’t blink, or you’ll lose. And your wrist gets extremely tired from flicking the guys into the air. I feel like I’ve been typing straight for 10 hours or something, my wrist is so tired. I killed about 1300 of the little guys, so I probably made at least 1800 flicks of my wrist in about 30 minutes.

Interestingly, there is an ad embedded in the game for gel wrist rest mouse pads, to ease your aching wrist. Pretty clever!

Anyway… You’ll be addicted to this game, so probably don’t start playing it at work.

Play Defend Your Castle!

how do you kill the giant stick man?

You can either get some wizards and cast one of the spells on them, or you can get some archers and they’ll eventually shoot them, or you can click on one of your little guys that are at the top of the screen, that show how many you have converted. When you click on one of them, and you have the demolition building, they’ll go out there with dynamite strapped to their chest, kamikazee style. Then you just click on them to make them blow up, and kill the big guys.

Geez, that destroyed me. I don’t think it was designed to be played with the little touchpad on my laptop. I think I got to about level 6 before the skin on my index finger was sufficiently rubbed off. I also forgot to breath. Try holding your breath and rubbing your finger on a piece of sandpaper for 5 minutes.

How do you beat the game ???
I’m up to level 77 with 2,300 archers, 200 wizards and 200 construction workers. Does it ever end ???

No this game never ends!!!! I was up to level 1547 with over 9000 archers, 2000 wizards, and 1500 workers. At that time i fell a sleep and eventually was invaded.

If anybody has gotten to a higher level, more archers, wizards, or workers than i have please let me know.

Just wanna know if anyone else plays as much as i do

Sorry when i typed in the stuff i was in a hurry. I actually have 90000, (ninty thousand) archers, 20000, (twenty thousand) wizards and 1500 workers

how do you get wizzards and construction workers?????

when i get to lvl 15 i lose all my dudes…thats why i’ve only got to lvl 21…does anyone know why the hell i lose all of them on that lvl…they don’t even touch my castle and i lose all of them…

i can’t get far. i train at least 10 archers every time and they all die. what happens???

i can’t get far. i train at least 10 archers every time and they all die. what happens???

I came…. I played….. I conquered. I beat the game at level 1600

PS: Defend Your Castle cost me my girlfriend it was not a good use of my time

Champion1 is full of shit and should go to hell, no one needs girlfriends in life

Defend Your Castle is for losers, get a life if that is all u do. If you are concerned with getting past level 70 u have serious issues.

to keep archers and the like, their upkeep comes out of what money you had BEFORE you played the most recent level, so you can never spend all of your cash. BWAHAHAHA!!
How do you loose? after stage 20, it pritty much plays itself!

i need hints im on level 15 with about 6 wizards 9 archers and no crafstemen.i keep getting overun again and again

i need hints im on level 15 with about 6 wizards 9 archers and no crafstemen.i keep getting overun again and again

i need hints im on level 15 with about 6 wizards 9 archers and no crafstemen.i keep getting overun again and again

God loves you all, God sent his only son(Jesus Christ) to die on the cross for your sins so that you can have a relationship with Him and go to heaven( not hell) when you die, the Bible says, “if you confess with your mouth Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead you shall be saved”, so if life sucks, trust Jesus and He’ll be there for you, if your addicted to something Recieve Jesus as your saviour and youll get over the addiction. if you have any questions just post ‘em.

so the game ends at level 1600? are you serious, or are u just making that up?

oh yeah, and tyler91 u are even worse than an addict of Defend the castle, your mind is totally full of that zealot rubbish……i pity you.

…i’m sorry, my mistake not tyler91….i was talking to E, the ignorant religious zealot

well Im sorry that you pitty me, cause i dont feel any pity for my self, becoming a Christian is the best thing that ever happened to me. just remember, that whatever you say or do, nothing can seperate you from the love of God.

So true, E

when i beat lvls 7 and 8 at the end i lose ponts for unit upkeep?
what does that mean and how do i prevent it?

That guy is full of shit, the game does NOT end on level 1600.

1600!?!? Omg, I’m on 27 and the game alrdy bores me. I have 209 wizzies, 209 craftsmen, 209 archers. Its too easy all I do is constantly convert guys and click the bombmen… How does anyone here like it enough to play till level 1600!?!?

1600!?!? Omgosh, I’m on 27 and the game alrdy bores me. I have 209 wizzies, 209 craftsmen, 209 archers. Its too easy all I do is constantly convert guys and click the bombmen… How does anyone here like it enough to play till level 1600!?!?

how the hell do you die…. i’m on level 45. it’s running on it’s own i have a score of 5.5 million and some one out there has a score of 5.5 billion, that one hell of a lot.

how do you train archers and wizards and craftsmen

Is there any specific reason why so many of your units they at around lvl 13-15? WHen i lose all my wizzies im screwed over… :(

Is there any specific reason why so many of your units they at around lvl 13-15? WHen i lose all my wizzies im screwed over… :(

All of you guys are freakin idiots and need to get a life

ya…seriously tho, i lose all of my archers (21)and workers (5) on level 10-15…i keep losing my unit upkeep points, and i lost 20 archers and all 5 craftsmen…like, wtf..how do you stop this from happening…one guy said earlier that you cant spend all your points, but do u have to stay above 8,000 to keep your archers and 15,000 to keep your craftsmen??? HELP PLZ

ya…seriously tho, i lose all of my archers (21)and workers (5) on level 10-15…i keep losing my unit upkeep points, and i lost 20 archers and all 5 craftsmen…like, wtf..how do you stop this from happening…one guy said earlier that you cant spend all your points, but do u have to stay above 8,000 to keep your archers and 15,000 to keep your craftsmen??? HELP PLZ

if you dont want to lose your beloved units, you must save money, enough to afford the unit upkeep for the upcoming level. Of course, you must also take into consideration that you will buy more defense units, and you must leave enough to pay for them as well. Everyone knows that you incredibly preposterous babboons. Anyway, I have just finished stage 90, and I must say that 1600 is complete insanity you notorious weasel of a liar. Your body ought to be spilled upon Satan’s alter for him to chew the skin off of your scrawny, unclothed body. May the Lord have mercy upon your soul you sick demon. By the way, David Englebretsons, you too will burn before the Dark Lord you blithering moron.

Bull-own-e……this game gets borin at lvl 10 my wrist hurts alrdy wtf r u guys like geeks. i like playin games BUT lvl 1600!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is crazy. ANd DYCandmooseGimp u r so right

Thanks chum

But dont call me a geek

Stage 103 Complete!
Bull-own-e? You can be chewed upon as well.